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HIJ LIEP NIET OP DE MAAN – HOLY SHIT!
Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
OHIO—Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong
shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been
convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an
elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.
to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the
monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and
reading several blog posts on conspiracy theorist Ralph Coleman’s
denier of mankind’s so-called ‘greatest technological achievement’ for
me to realize I had been living a lie, ” said a visibly emotional
Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. “It has become painfully
clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of
my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch
down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era
for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage,
most likely in New Mexico.”
gravity while soaring out of the Earth’s atmosphere and through space,
he now believed his memory must be flawed. He also admitted feeling
“ashamed” that he had failed to notice the rippling of the American flag
he and Buzz Aldrin planted on the surface, blaming his lack of
awareness on the bulkiness of the spacesuit and his excitement about
traveling to the “moon.”
must have been the wind from an air-conditioning duct that I didn’t
recognize because you can’t hear a damn thing inside those helmets.”
collection of moon rocks he had kept as souvenirs and dramatically
dumped them into a trash can.
not, in 1969, have realistically possessed the technological
capabilities needed to put a man on the moon—was reportedly one of the
first things to cause the legendary astronaut a pang of doubt. Despite
having spent thousands of hours training for the historic mission under
the guidance of the world’s top scientists, technicians, and pilots,
Armstrong said he knew the conspiracy theories were true after learning
that website author Coleman was “quite the engineering buff.”
round the clock for the same incredible goal, but if anyone would know
what was really going on, it would be Ralph Coleman,” Armstrong said of
the 31-year-old part-time librarian’s assistant. “He knows a lot more
about faked moon landings than I ever could. He’s been researching the
subject on the Internet for years.”
explained he was probably so focused on piloting the lunar module that
he failed to notice that one of the moon rocks visible in footage of the
landing appears to have the letter ‘C’ stamped on it. An emotional
Armstrong said that the only possible explanation for this detail was
that the rock actually came from NASA’s prop department.
wipe away tears. “Those lying bastards at NASA went through all the
trouble to fake the moon landing, but they forgot to turn over one
little prop rock. And now the whole damn thing’s blowing up in their
elaborate cover-up, he cited one overarching explanation provided by
Coleman: that it was a ploy to defeat the Soviet Union and fulfill the
Illuminati’s plan to unify the world’s banks and control the
dissemination of information.
his first steps on the moon to demonstrate that the most daming evidence
was “right under our noses.” Speeding up the tape and replaying the
graceful moonwalk several times in a row, Armstrong explained that the
iconic images of humanity’s triumphant dance with the cosmos was
actually just a film of him walking backwards, slowed down, and played
here. Everything is all right here if you’d just open your damn eyes and
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